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Hey there, Gabriel here! You humans are fucked up. And I thought to myself 'Gabe, buddy, pal, you should do your part, help out Dad's babies.' And so, I started this advice column!

(Castiel would like to state, for the record, that it was not entirely Gabriel's plan.)

Of course, if you want someone specific to help you out, don't be afraid to ask!

We don't bite.

Unless you're into that.

In which case, you should totally call me.

WARNING: WE RESERVE THE RIGHTS TO MOCK YOUR PROBLEMS.

-Balthazar and Gabriel

Please be advised that only a few, if any, of the angels are actually going to give usable advice. Please don’t do crazy shit because Gabriel tells you to. That’s a bad idea.

-Anna

If you do, despite these warnings, decide to take this advice, please videotape the results and submit it to us.

-Balthazar

AftA is a non-profit organization, and as such, is not responsible for bailing your ass out of jail.

-Gabriel

Here's the ritual to summon the Host.